五道口着火！

= Wudaokou is on fire you know?
+ What? No way, where?
= Down the street, over there.
+ I always knew it was going to be that BBQ chicken place. Never should have given them an operating license, again.
= No, it's the Adidas store over there.
+ Wudaokao doesn't have an Adidas store. You mean Wandanu?
= Infinite Serfrdom?
+ No, not 完蛋奴， 万达奴. And no, I no idea what that is supposed to mean.
= Isn't that that adidas logo？
+ Don't ask.

Wudaokou caught on fire the other day, I want to say 5 pm monday or tuesday. It lasted a good half hour, maybe longer. Those little stores sitting there next to 东源大厦 I'd say have about 3 years before they are bulldozed over and replace with 东源大厦二.